keepcalmwearetimeless:

when something good happens to your otp

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when something gReAT happens to your otp

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet)